the less you give a funk, the happier you’ll be.
cue the jingle
Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the King of Steamy.
In Southern California born and raised
in my editing cave is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, Maxin’, relaxin’ all cool
and I’m shooting some b-roll outside of their home.
When my couple came out and yelled, “yo chuy, what’s good!”
Started making out and knew I’ve got something good.
I shot one little steamy session and my wife got stunned, and said,
CHUY! You’re moving on up and everyone should be aware.
I whistled with cheer and could see the vision so near.
The title said steam with cute booties on their rears.
If anything, I could say that this vision was rare
But I thought, nah, funk it, yo CHUY, steam it up!
I posted up on IG at about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters, yo funkers, steam ya later.
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the king of steamy!