the less you give a funk, the happier you’ll be.

 
 
 
 
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Weddings/Elopements

we loved with a love that was more than love

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Steamy

join the few, the proud, the pantless

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Tattoos

your experience matters. let’s make it a permanent one

 
 
 
 
 

cue the jingle

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
just sit right there 
I’ll tell you how I became the King of Steamy.

In Southern California born and raised
in my editing cave is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, Maxin’, relaxin’ all cool 
and I’m shooting some b-roll outside of their home. 
When my couple came out and yelled, “yo chuy, what’s good!” 
Started making out and knew I’ve got something good.
I shot one little steamy session and my wife got stunned, and said, 
CHUY! You’re moving on up and everyone should be aware.

I whistled with cheer and could see the vision so near.
The title said steam with cute booties on their rears. 
If anything, I could say that this vision was rare 
But I thought, nah, funk it, yo CHUY, steam it up! 

I posted up on IG at about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters, yo funkers, steam ya later. 
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the king of steamy! 

 
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